I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
A+ Viking dick
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