Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize