Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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