i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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