She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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