If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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