Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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