hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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