Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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