I'm eating all of the evidence.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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