i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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