Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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