You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She even gives head with a lisp.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I FOUND THE LEGS
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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