I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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