what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
he's gonorrhea incarnate
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
