I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
My cat gives me a boner
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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