Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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