ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'm both gender and math confused
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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