jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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