It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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