So drunk its hurt
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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