She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
