You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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