did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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