i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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