I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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