Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I fill condoms, not promises.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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