I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Randomize
