who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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