Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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