You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize