theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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