I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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