We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
i've created a new STD.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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