Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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