So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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