He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
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maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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