You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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