the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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