Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
