So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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