Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
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I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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