Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove