It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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