I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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