Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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birth control should be required to get into college
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My life is pants optional.
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