TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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