problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
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The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
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I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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