It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
