I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Do plants get herpes?
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