girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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