In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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