So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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