i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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