batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
you would pick up someone in the library
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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